Swag (My Opinion)

Swag

When you look up swag, this is what you will find:

Originally from the Scottish slang word "Swagger" which was a description of the was some of the Scots walk(in a swaying motion)

A stupid retard excuse used by lame ass thugs and hipsters to justify the bullshit style and fucked up color matching they wear

The most used word in the whole fucking universe. Douche Bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it and your fucking dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side ways, and your ass hanging out like a fucking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. to break down the word, it means "Secretly We Are Gay". It is also a word that means to represents yourself/ the way you represent yourself; baggy clothes, shitty hats, small penis and basically a way to say you're afraid to come out of the closet.

I can honestly say i hate the word swag. My generation uses it all the time, almost as much as they use "Epic".(Ill talk about that another time). When i hear someone say anything about having swag and "oh i got swag", i just wanna yank them by their shirt and ask them "What the hell is wrong with you?!?! Are you really this stupid?"

When did it become OK?  I honestly think with the obsession of swag that it has set the human race back. This generation has lost their ability to use any kind of vocabulary or fashion sense. 

The "Swag" fashion is not original! if your in this generation, go ask you parents, who were alive in the 70's or 80's, about what they wore and what their friends wore. The "swag style" is a rip off of the 80's. Skinny jeans on guys? i mean damn, you trying to keep your nuts in your pocket? Oh..wait i forgot, the "swag style" means you wear skinny jeans but wear them half way off your ass, no one wants to see you ass!

Girls wearing skinny jeans&Baggy shirts with their big ass high tops. I haven't worn high tops with skinny jeans since Middle School. If i wear high tops with skinny jeans now, they are Chucks..end of story..The sun glasses from the 80's are back and everyone thinks they are so original with the bright colors, once again, go ask your parents.

All you "hipsters" who use swag, look at yourself in the mirror, go look at pictures of your parents, look at their yearbooks, ask them. you are not original. You are ripping off fashion that didn't look good when it was original!!