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Monday, December 31, 2012

Kim Kardashi-Hoe (Explicit)

Ok so i know many people watch 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'. I am guilty, i admit i have watched the show myself for a couple month period. I am not proud of that but I'm here to piss some people off with my mind rambles.

Lets all think for a moment, don't hurt yourselves i just said a moment.

Why is Kim famous? Why is she all over the news?
1. Her dad was OJ's lawyer
2. She banged Ray J (Brandy's little brother) and the tape was "leaked"
3.Her obnoxiously large ass
4. She was in Playboy

Hmmmmm....Not good enough in my eyes. She might as well be a Porn star.  Everyone take note, SHE didn't do anything but bang a famous girls little brother, and take off her clothes for pictures!!

Yes dish the arguments that she is a designer, and has clothing stores etc etc blah blah Bullshit. Save it. Plenty of people can open clothing stores, and design clothes. She had the money but without the publicity from her "sexcapades" or her Dad she wouldn't be shit. she would just be another big assed girl who lived in Cali.(Trust me her ass isn't as unique as everyone thinks it is). Plus who Gives a shit if her ass is real or not? Who cares?!? Its like asking about fake/enhanced breasts. No one cares!

She is all over the news for being with Kanye and being pregnant with his baby.(I aint sayin she a gold digger..lol) But does anyone remember the athletic careers she has ruined?? She was with Reggie Bush and what happened? He played like shit. Miles Austin. Played like shit. Then She was messing around with Halle Berry's ex Gabriel Aubry. (Apparently he took a couple steps backwards). Last but not least we all remember the wedding. It was plastered all over the news, ever commercial, on Twitter and on Facebook. She married Kris Humphries. Then 3 months later, they decide to go their separate ways and put an end to it.

ARE YOU SERIOUS??

Publicity publicity publicity. That's it. She didn't do anything note worthy. She didn't find a cure for anything. She didn't write a book(I'd be surprised if she could even read a book that didn't have pictures). She didn't save lives. She didn't Defend OJ. She didn't do Shit! She probably never will.

"Why is the title Kardashi-Hoe? She isn't a Hoe!"

If you know the reference you will understand:
A:"I am not a whore"
B:"Ok Ok you're not a whore, but you are wearing a whores uniform."

If she acts like a hoe, talks like a hoe, she is probably a hoe!!! If you don't believe me Snoop Dogg agrees:


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