Dear Duck Face Girls

Dear Duck Face Girls,

Has anyone ever told you that you look ridiculous?

That by pushing your  lips further and further away from your face, that your making yourself less attractive?

Obviously they haven't. Lucky for you I'm here to give you just a few words of advice, you don't have to take them but I'm sure if you did everyone around you would be great full. 

Now I know you girls must think that by making yourself look like Donald or Daffy that you will get more attention, that it will make you hotter or whatever. It doesn't. You literally look more like Donald and Daffy. Now think about this for a second,not too hard i wouldn't want to burn out whats left of your brain cells.

What did Daffy and Donald do for our childhood?

My Answer:Made Me Laugh

Girls, that's all your doing. you are making it so much easier for the world to laugh at you. You can try to get mad, and we will all fake our "I'm Sorry" and continue laughing at you because you chose to look that stupid.

You are not Angelina Jolie. Her lips are not even naturally that big. 

If you want lips like hers go inject the fat from your ass into your lips.

But just be warned, it doesn't matter if you do inject your face with your ass fat, because we will all still laugh at you for thinking that a duck face is cute.

Sincerely,

Me