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Thursday, December 13, 2012

7 Double Doubles W/Cheese

7 Double Doubles W/Cheese

Height: 5'3"
Weight: 134 lbs

I type that and it looks odd to me. I remember weighing 120 lbs and that was on a bloated day. Today im comfortable in the 130-140 lbs range. Until I realized my boyfriends ex's are all skinny as fuck. I mean crack head skinny. skinny enough that when i saw pictures of them all i could think was that they needed to eat about 7 Double Doubles with cheese and extra french fries 2 times a day!

Now I'm not saying that I feel less adequate because his ex's are all skinny. I just have many questions that seem to roll through my head. 

1. How did he not split those girls down the middle while doing "the Horizontal Tango"?
2. Did he ever lose one of them because they turned sideways?
3. How the Hell did he go from these girls who looks like they are maybe 100 lbs soaking wet with a brick tied around their ankle, to me, a girl who isn't afraid to eat and is considered a "thick girl"?
4. Does he prefer girls that skinny?

All probably just over reactions but they do go through my head. When I see girls who are friends with him, but also friends with the ex i get weird about it. Its as if all crack head skinny girls all hang out together. what the hell would they talk about?? I can just picture it now:

Girl 1-Hey! Check out my rib. I can count 2 of them now!
Girl 2 - Oh thats nothing check this out!
Girl 3 - OMG! I can see 4 of yours!! Lucky!!
Girl 1 - What about you?
Girl 3 - Check it out!
Girl 2 - OMG i can see every bone in ur body!
Girl 3 - I know :D
Girl 1 & 2: Im so Jealous I wish i was that thin.

Not only are they Skinny as a stripper pole,from what i have seen and heard, they are all lying cheating bitches, who are into the "Swag" and "Yolo"... just UUGGHHHH the frustration i put myself through.


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