Prison Night Before Christmas(not mine)

Prison Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the cells
The convicts were locked up
All madder than hell

Except for the lifers
Kicked back in their bunks
Heads filled with visions
Of fat little punks

When suddenly from the roof top
There arose such a roar
That the bulls thought it was
A riot for sure

The goon squad ran in
And stood ready to hit
A big guard yelled out
Who started this shit

It came from the roof top
Sniveled a snitch
It must be a breakout
Oh, son of a bitch

They climbed to the roof
By way of the stairs
Found a fat little freak
In red underwear

No, No yelled the dude
I bring you good cheer
Damn said the Captain
We found us a queer

Alright mother fucker
Get your hands on the wall
They shook him down good
Asshole and all

They beat him and threw him
Into the hole with a kick
Well so much for Christmas
They locked up St. Nick 

Originally From Here

Waiting for a Money Shot? (Explicit Content)

I just talked about the Duck Face Girls but, I feel i need to attack the Money Shot Girls next.

Dear Money Shot Girls,

Taking a picture with your mouth wide open, tongue hanging out while flipping off the camera doesn't make you cute, classy,ghetto fabulous,a bad bitch or attractive. 

 It makes you look like straight up Ghetto Hood Rat Trash. It Looks like you are waiting for a Money Shot to the face!

I'm pretty sure none of you Money Shot Girls even knows what a Money Shot is. If you do, good. Go tell all your Friends/Home Girls etc so when they take these pictures they are fully aware of how trashy they are.

For those of you who don't know Pay Attention:

Money Shot Definition  : External male ejaculation in a pornographic film onto his partner's body.

 The term comes from earlier days of pornography in which sex acts were often simulated, and this showed that it was not. It was referred to as "The Money Shot", because customers were willing to pay a higher price for actual than stimulated sex.

Now that you know what a Money Shot is Please just stop embarrassing yourself You don't need to make yourself look like ghetto hood rat trash. You shouldn't want to look like your waiting for a money shot in the face!!