While out on date night last night i have come to the conclusion that i am getting old. Maybe not old and decrepit, but older than i once was. I came to this conclusion while at the movies. Seeing the difference in how i used to be over how i am now. I'm not the only one who came to this conclusion, only for guys its not a "getting older" thing its just that they have changed over the years. I'll explain.
Once we arrived at the theatre we got out tickets and our popcorn and drinks and went into our designated theatre after hearing the speech about how if he leave the theatre without our tickets we wont be aloud back in etc etc blah blah. We didn't get there late, we got there early. I always add time to the "start time" so it ends up later than advertised. I account the time for previews and stuff(which i must say, the previews time sure has shortened). We like to sit in the top row off to the left side(while facing the screen left side), and in the corner. We arrived and took our seats, not knowing we were going to see a pre-show within the audience before the movie started.
As we watched the theatre gradually fill up we saw a few different things. There were the uptight Hispanic girls in from of us, the over cocky Hispanic guys in front of them, the soccer team and their coaches, the obviously loud and easily annoyed black lady(didn't see her but heard her), and lastly the happy to fussy baby.
When we sat down there was this group of Hispanic guys, Id say they were in High School but im not sure which grade. Maybe sophmore or junior. They sat with their feet up on the chairs in front of them, throwing popcorn amongst themselves until a group of girls walks in. (those girls sat a few rows down from those guys on the opposite side of the theatre)
The group of Hispanic girls that came in Sat in the row directly in front of us. Now I wont lie, I am a very jealous girlfriend. I'll admit it I am. I didn't realize how much until this group of girls each took a turn turning around and looking at us(mostly at Yayo) with their "Oh i didn't know anyone was behind us" look. Then as their looks had begun to dissolve the girl sitting directly in front of me turns around and either gave me a mean ass bitch look or that was just how her face is on a regular basis. This group also felt the need to be photographers. Oh yes at the movies, they became photographers. Whether it was with their phone, or their friends phone, and yes folks even a camera or two they took about 20 pictures on each device. Now for every picture they took that blinded me half way i started to think about when Laina and i would go to the movies all the time. We would take pictures a little above our heads, especially if there was someone cute sitting behind us(Yes i'm jealous enough to think that's what was happening). They laughed and talked about the group of Hispanic guys sitting a row in front of them. They guys must have been listening because in unison as id they rehearsed they all jumped down a row of seats, and again in unison the girls all put their feet up on the chairs in front of them. Then we heard the conversation started by one girl asking her friend what time she had to be home. She said 9, and the movie started at 7:30 and was an hour and 40 minutes long. Good luck on meeting that curfew. Reminded me of when i was younger.
As the theatre began to get full a bigger group of about 20 girls all show up. They were very loud as they entered the theatre, talking about how they wanted to sit along the top row. They ended up about half way up and in the middle. After they scrambled to find their seats and decide who was sitting by who they began conversations amongst the groups of other people their age. About 5 minutes later their coaches arrive. An average looking female soccer coach, blonde in comfy looking wind pants and a soccer hoodie. The male coach followed her in, an average height white guy with a mister clean hair style. He looked like ex military but i could be wrong. She seemed as though she would rather be anywhere but there and he was having fun with it and cracked a few jokes here and there that made who ever heard it laugh.
The annoyed black girl didn't have any ones attention until the movie was starting and the audience was still in a medium roar of conversation and giggles. Once the movie started you began to hear the different ways to tell a group of people to hush up or be quiet. Don't start with the racial crap. Everyone know the loud black chick at the movies when you hear her. She was very persistent throughout the entire movie on shhh-ing people and making it known she wanted them quiet.
Throughout this movie, a great movie i'd say, the parts that scared people caused massive screams, and then laughter. I'm not sure why they laugh. Are they laughing at themselves for being scared enough to scream? Either way once the laughing began the loud black lady right on cue began shh-ing people and the be quiets began. All fine and dandy.
Towards the end of the movie, the last 20 minutes or so, you heard a baby. A BABY! Now my first question is, who in their right mind brings a baby to a movie like that? First we heard the coos and baby noises. Not to loud or continuous just a noise here and there. But once the baby started getting fussy, there was a problem. I don't like having kids get fussy and half crying or full on cry while im at the movies. I was a little aggitated when the parents of this fussy baby didn't leave, they waited out the last 30 min. Don't stay in a theatre if you baby is fussing and Don't bring your baby to a movie like that.
Being at that movie and seeing the high school girls and the high school guys, the young kids there with chaperone and the kids there that were not going to meet their curfews, made me think about how long ago i was in their place. I realized how annoying i was at that age, and how dumb i feel knowing i was like that once. But then i start to think about ten years from now, it will be ever weirder. Am i getting old? things have changed so much and some things haven't changed at all. Maybe I am getting old, but i don't feel old. Maybe its just the changes that make me feel that way.
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Saturday, January 19, 2013
Am I Getting Old??
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Thursday, December 20, 2012
Kids and Technology
Has anyone else felt like kids are becoming way too attached to electronics? Demanding new electronics? That they are driven by them, to get the "nect best thing"?
There are 7 yr old's with Ipods,Ipads, Iphones/Cell Phones, Laptops, Desktops, Digital cameras, etc etc.
Why the hell are we giving our kids so much access to these electronics and technology? Do they really need it?
I don't think so.
I have heard numerous reasons as to why parents let their kids use them, why they buy them for their 5,6,7 or 8 yr old.
"it will help them advance faster in this world" or "it will make them smarter" or "they enjoy it"
"I want my child to have experience with technology" or "it will better their future" or "they have fun"
NO! Open your eyes, use your brain! Did you have that much access to electronics? Did your parents?
I didn't get a cell phone till i was almost 17. I never used computers until I was in school, and even then the computers we had where only there to tell us where to find books in the library. Our library was more books than anything.
We all see it, hear about it, and some of us bitch and whine, others see no problem with it. I feel bad for all of the generations below me. They will never learn the way we did. they will have a consistent need for electronics and the latest technology.
There are few cases where technology and electronics are acceptable for a small child. There are children with speech disabilities, or learning disabilities such as Dysgraphia, Autism, Dysarthia, or Orofacial Myofunctional Disorders. All affect a child, or adults, ability to communicate.
We have spoiled our children to a point of no return. They will one day be so dependent and driven on technology and electronics they wont be able to sign their own name. Is that really what we want for our children? Our grandchildren?
Our children do not need technology or electronics to be happy, or to have fun. Im 100% sure we survived, out parents survived. Send their little butts outside!! You remember that place right? OUTSIDE!! ts where kids learn social skills that include/require verbal skills and people skills, not typing on a keyboard, or use of an electronic.
They will develop people skills, verbal skills, and learn how to act in a social setting. It gives them a sense of independence because they can make their own friends and have face to face relationships. Not an Internet relationship, or technological skills
There are 7 yr old's with Ipods,Ipads, Iphones/Cell Phones, Laptops, Desktops, Digital cameras, etc etc.
Why the hell are we giving our kids so much access to these electronics and technology? Do they really need it?
I don't think so.
I have heard numerous reasons as to why parents let their kids use them, why they buy them for their 5,6,7 or 8 yr old.
"it will help them advance faster in this world" or "it will make them smarter" or "they enjoy it"
NO! Open your eyes, use your brain! Did you have that much access to electronics? Did your parents?
I didn't get a cell phone till i was almost 17. I never used computers until I was in school, and even then the computers we had where only there to tell us where to find books in the library. Our library was more books than anything.
We all see it, hear about it, and some of us bitch and whine, others see no problem with it. I feel bad for all of the generations below me. They will never learn the way we did. they will have a consistent need for electronics and the latest technology.
There are few cases where technology and electronics are acceptable for a small child. There are children with speech disabilities, or learning disabilities such as Dysgraphia, Autism, Dysarthia, or Orofacial Myofunctional Disorders. All affect a child, or adults, ability to communicate.
We have spoiled our children to a point of no return. They will one day be so dependent and driven on technology and electronics they wont be able to sign their own name. Is that really what we want for our children? Our grandchildren?
Our children do not need technology or electronics to be happy, or to have fun. Im 100% sure we survived, out parents survived. Send their little butts outside!! You remember that place right? OUTSIDE!! ts where kids learn social skills that include/require verbal skills and people skills, not typing on a keyboard, or use of an electronic.
They will develop people skills, verbal skills, and learn how to act in a social setting. It gives them a sense of independence because they can make their own friends and have face to face relationships. Not an Internet relationship, or technological skills
12/21/12
The worlds supposed to end! But i don't think so. I think everything will stay the same and nothing will change.
Does anyone know how many time the world has supposed to ended?
how many times its been predicted to end?
Hundreds!! Hundreds of times the world has supposed to ended, at least twice a year since we used B.C and A.D after the year.
Don't believe me? Google it! Look it up! Go to a library if you have to. (Libraries are those big buildings that are filled with books, magazines and newspapers in case you didn't know, but that's a topic for another day)
December 21st is just a day. Its going to be a regular Friday. People are still going to cut you off on the freeway. They are still going to go grocery shopping, go out to the clubs, go buy cigarettes and munchies.
The only things I think they will do different, at least here in Texas where i swear their idea of fun is drinking and watching their friends drink. Half of the people here will stock up on beer and liquor and prepare for the "End of the world". The other half will take their bibles with them everywhere they go and pray every hour or so and thank god for everything and anymore more than usual.
There will still be:
- murders
- robberies
- pushy religious people
- governmental arguments and disagreements
- abusive parents
- starving and abandoned children here in the US not just in Africa and other countries
- problems in the Middle East
- Mentally ill persons in possession of guns and weapons
- Alcoholics and Drug addicts
- bad parenting and bad little children
- 5-10 yr olds with phones, i pods and way too much technology
Everyone just needs to calm down and stop worrying about how whether or not it will end.
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Thursday, December 13, 2012
7 Double Doubles W/Cheese
7 Double Doubles W/Cheese
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 134 lbs
I type that and it looks odd to me. I remember weighing 120 lbs and that was on a bloated day. Today im comfortable in the 130-140 lbs range. Until I realized my boyfriends ex's are all skinny as fuck. I mean crack head skinny. skinny enough that when i saw pictures of them all i could think was that they needed to eat about 7 Double Doubles with cheese and extra french fries 2 times a day!
Now I'm not saying that I feel less adequate because his ex's are all skinny. I just have many questions that seem to roll through my head.
1. How did he not split those girls down the middle while doing "the Horizontal Tango"?
2. Did he ever lose one of them because they turned sideways?
3. How the Hell did he go from these girls who looks like they are maybe 100 lbs soaking wet with a brick tied around their ankle, to me, a girl who isn't afraid to eat and is considered a "thick girl"?
4. Does he prefer girls that skinny?
All probably just over reactions but they do go through my head. When I see girls who are friends with him, but also friends with the ex i get weird about it. Its as if all crack head skinny girls all hang out together. what the hell would they talk about?? I can just picture it now:
Girl 1-Hey! Check out my rib. I can count 2 of them now!
Girl 2 - Oh thats nothing check this out!
Girl 3 - OMG! I can see 4 of yours!! Lucky!!
Girl 1 - What about you?
Girl 3 - Check it out!
Girl 2 - OMG i can see every bone in ur body!
Girl 3 - I know :D
Girl 1 & 2: Im so Jealous I wish i was that thin.
Not only are they Skinny as a stripper pole,from what i have seen and heard, they are all lying cheating bitches, who are into the "Swag" and "Yolo"... just UUGGHHHH the frustration i put myself through.
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Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Waiting for a Money Shot? (Explicit Content)
Dear Money Shot Girls,
Taking a picture with your mouth wide open, tongue hanging out while flipping off the camera doesn't make you cute, classy,ghetto fabulous,a bad bitch or attractive.
It makes you look like straight up Ghetto Hood Rat Trash. It Looks like you are waiting for a Money Shot to the face!
I'm pretty sure none of you Money Shot Girls even knows what a Money Shot is. If you do, good. Go tell all your Friends/Home Girls etc so when they take these pictures they are fully aware of how trashy they are.
For those of you who don't know Pay Attention:
Money Shot Definition : External male ejaculation in a pornographic film onto his partner's body.
The term comes from earlier days of pornography in which sex acts were often simulated, and this showed that it was not. It was referred to as "The Money Shot", because customers were willing to pay a higher price for actual than stimulated sex.
Now that you know what a Money Shot is Please just stop embarrassing yourself You don't need to make yourself look like ghetto hood rat trash. You shouldn't want to look like your waiting for a money shot in the face!!
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