Oscars

I didnt watch the Oscars but as i scrolled through my newsfeed of only news channels and newspapers, I felt as if I had.

I found that the same events where on every news channel and every newspaper with different titles. Anyway after reading all the different titles and watching various news clips and video clips i felt as if I had watched them.

I know Ben Afflec was so proud of his Oscar. He got so emotional and sounded like a big panocha.
I know that some chick tripped on her way to receive her Oscar.

I know so much its crazy only the 2 above where my favs lol.

Then i read that the Oscars have higher ratings but with more negative feedback/reviews.

Maybe I'll watch the next Oscars..

Kim Kardashi-Hoe (Explicit)

Ok so i know many people watch 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'. I am guilty, i admit i have watched the show myself for a couple month period. I am not proud of that but I'm here to piss some people off with my mind rambles.

Lets all think for a moment, don't hurt yourselves i just said a moment.

Why is Kim famous? Why is she all over the news?
1. Her dad was OJ's lawyer
2. She banged Ray J (Brandy's little brother) and the tape was "leaked"
3.Her obnoxiously large ass
4. She was in Playboy

Hmmmmm....Not good enough in my eyes. She might as well be a Porn star.  Everyone take note, SHE didn't do anything but bang a famous girls little brother, and take off her clothes for pictures!!

Yes dish the arguments that she is a designer, and has clothing stores etc etc blah blah Bullshit. Save it. Plenty of people can open clothing stores, and design clothes. She had the money but without the publicity from her "sexcapades" or her Dad she wouldn't be shit. she would just be another big assed girl who lived in Cali.(Trust me her ass isn't as unique as everyone thinks it is). Plus who Gives a shit if her ass is real or not? Who cares?!? Its like asking about fake/enhanced breasts. No one cares!

She is all over the news for being with Kanye and being pregnant with his baby.(I aint sayin she a gold digger..lol) But does anyone remember the athletic careers she has ruined?? She was with Reggie Bush and what happened? He played like shit. Miles Austin. Played like shit. Then She was messing around with Halle Berry's ex Gabriel Aubry. (Apparently he took a couple steps backwards). Last but not least we all remember the wedding. It was plastered all over the news, ever commercial, on Twitter and on Facebook. She married Kris Humphries. Then 3 months later, they decide to go their separate ways and put an end to it.

ARE YOU SERIOUS??

Publicity publicity publicity. That's it. She didn't do anything note worthy. She didn't find a cure for anything. She didn't write a book(I'd be surprised if she could even read a book that didn't have pictures). She didn't save lives. She didn't Defend OJ. She didn't do Shit! She probably never will.

"Why is the title Kardashi-Hoe? She isn't a Hoe!"

If you know the reference you will understand:
A:"I am not a whore"
B:"Ok Ok you're not a whore, but you are wearing a whores uniform."

If she acts like a hoe, talks like a hoe, she is probably a hoe!!! If you don't believe me Snoop Dogg agrees:

100 yr Old Couple

In China on December 28th of 2012 Shi Sifan and his wife Liu Yaogu celebrated their 100th birthdays. They have been together for 78 years and were born on the same day. 

Of course in China there are many people who are close to or are 100 yrs old. China even passed a law saying that people are to visit and care for their older family members. Shi Sifan and Liu Yaogu live with their family, right down to the great great grandchildren.

There's no doubt that i will be visiting and caring for my parents when they are old and cant do it themselves and they will see their grandchildren on a regular basis.

I don't think there could ever be a law in the US that stated we had to go visit and care for our elders. It just wouldn't happen. It would be another law broken by many that would just crown the prison system.

I can see it now:
"And why, Mr.Smith have you not visited your parents? Why haven't you been taking care of them?"

Then there's the fact that they have been together for 78 years. 78 YEARS!! How many couples now a days can say they were together 78 years? Look around! all of the couples you see now, do you honestly think they will be together 78 years from now? Also how many people around you will live to be 100? Not many. 

I honestly believe that every couple i see when i look around, or look on Facebook, or anywhere else for that matter, will not be together in 78 years. I'm in a relationship and i can't say that we will be together in 78 years.(I sure as hell hope we are though)

I like seeing older couples who have been together for 30+ years. My generation thinks that being with someone for a few years is a huge accomplishment. I know baby mama's who have stayed with their man for more than a few years. It doesn't mean anything. 

You want to see an actual relationship? See what actual love looks like?

Look at this couple, look at the couples who have been together for 30, 40+ years and are still happy. You can see it by the way they look at each other. It's the look  as if they haven't aged one bit. They look at each other in amazement as if they were still young kids who just started dating.

I applaud this couple and their achievement. I also want to wish them both a Happy 100th Birthday. I hope they spend many more years together. :) 

Movies Censored?

I'm a little confused. For the people who know me, this is not a rare occurrence i know, but still bare with me. I was looking for a movie to watch(as many know I'm a movie whore). As I look through the many options I realize that people are so hypocritical.

Scary Movies have a range. There are the ones that you sit there 2 hrs and wonder "This is supposed to be scary? My in-laws are scarier ", and then there are movies that after you watch them, you sleep with the lights on for a week gripping a teddy bear with the door open and a baseball bat within reach.

But let me ask this, how is it, we as people can watch movies like Saw, or The Human Centipede and be just fine. Then when we see a story on the news about some guy who is killing people and then eating their body parts we all gasp in shock and get so worked up. Why is that? "Well in the movie it isn't real", or "It's only make believe".

We tell ourselves those things to deny the inevitable. The truth is, those things we see in those movies are real, they are not only make believe. How do you think they get it to look so realistic? How do you think they come up with all the psychotic ideas and story plots? They are all real!

They are real. We don't hear all of the horrible things being done to others around the world. We don't hear about every murder, or slaughter that happens. Every one of us is censored, yeah i said it! Censored! The news doesn't disclose every bit of information, because they don't have all of the information. Half of the time the news doesn't even know what they are reporting, they are just "doing their job".

It gets on my nerves to see "Based on a True Story" before any movie i watch. That so called fact about the movie just lets me know every single one of my friends, family members etc are all going to watch it. Even if the movie sucks they will make a comment on how its a true story, about how they were actual people. NEWS FLASH: The people that made the movie cant display everything that happened. They can't show every detail of what happened!!

This irritates me so much. We as a population are censored to a degree no matter how much we deny it.

Tattooed Child

Well, on Nancy Grace, an 11 yr old was given a home tattoo by her mother. The mother is facing 60 days in jail and a $1000 fine. The mothers defense? That her daughter said she wanted one and asked for it.

Its not a surprise to me that this is all over the news.

1. The mother is covered in tattoos

2. Everything is happening to people younger and younger (pregnancy,death, incarceration etc)

3. Everyone and their grandma has tattoos now.

She is 11 so what?! How many kids get gang tattoos at 10, 11 yrs old? How many kids are getting pregnant? Selling drugs? Selling their bodies at that age? A lot more than anyone will admit. 

This world is not how it was for the parents of my generation. There is no such thing as dating, having standards, birth control, self control or common sense anymore. 

Now parents focus for a minute. If your child wanted a tattoo, would you rather they go get it from some sleeze ball crack head down the street or in a nearby neighborhood, without the numbing and without knowing if their needle is clean? or (if you were capable) Give it to them yourself knowing the needle would be clean and that you could control how big or small the tattoo was? 

Im not sorry for feeling that way. I'd rather have my hypothetical child come to me that to anyone else. I'd rather smoke a joint with them than have them go to their friends or some other jerk-off who could lace the joint without their knowledge. 

The fact that the child in this story even went to her mother for a tattoo shows she trusts her. How many 11 yr olds have that much trust in their parents now a days? How many parents can honestly say their kids trust them that much?

I honestly could care less about how freaked out everyone is about this. An 11 yr old asked her mother for a tattoo. Her mother used the numbing crap(the pussy way out for any adult who gets one) and gave her daughter a small heart shaped tattoo. SO WHAT?!